The LA Times is reporting on a new study showing that overweight teens may have overweight friends.
Really, it took a study to find this out? I haven’t been a teen for about ten years now, but I know growing up I played a lot of sports. Everyone I hung out with played sports. I’m guessing it is the same with fatties. They like to eat. Their friends like to eat. Makes sense, right?
Hot Topic figured this out a few years ago when they launched their Torrid brand. Now fatty teens can go get a Hot Dog on a Stick and shop for Twilight clothes. Hooray!
The Happy Meal turned 20 years-old last month. In those 20 years it has brainwashed generations of kids into thinking McDonald’s is fun, and if you’re parents don’t take you there they don’t love you.
Anyone else find it odd that parent’s would take kids to McDonald’s to celebrate a sport’s win (or heal a loss)? Hey kid, way to exercise - but we can’t have you clearing out those arteries just yet. Let’s fatten ‘em up!
Well, here’s to another 20 years of kids around the world getting fatter and fatter.
Why didn’t this security camera video have sound? Can you imagine the hilarity? The best stuff happens early - keep an eye (as though it would be hard to miss) on the lower left hand corner. At 11 seconds in - EARTHQUAKE. That poor cooler didn’t even see it coming.
Maybe she should spend more of her breaks at the gym?
What about that lady at 1:14 - no love for your fellow fatty who bit the dust?
I’ve been a way for a while. Almost three months to be exact. During that time I’ve done a bit of soul-searching. Why did I start this site? Where do I want this site to go?
Here’s what I’ve come up with: Fat People Fail is back. And no more nom de plume and fictional characters. Fatty never existed. “He” was just my polite way of making fun of fat people. Truth is, I’m skinny. I think fat people are funny. From here on out that is what this site will be about.
If you have been poking around this site hoping something new will pop up, well here is your lucky day. Fat People Fail is back - and will be meaner than ever.
Just looking at this list makes my mouth water. A lot of Fatty’s favorites are on here. None better than the delicious Aussie Cheese Fries from Outback. Mmm…Heart Attacks.
It is a skinny world people. And all the Oprahs, Perez Hiltons, and Queen Latifahs (future Fat Hereo) aren’t going to change a thing.
When it comes to flying, Fatty sees the look on people’s faces as he walks down the aisle. “Please don’t let him sit next to me. Please don’t let him sit next to me.”
When I think of Fatty Yo-Yos, the first person who comes to mind is Oprah. I mean, the cover of her own magazine is her saying, “Look at me, I’m a Fatty Yo-Yo.”
Everyone wants to feel bad for Oprah, but at the end of the day, she’s just happier being a fatty. Why else does she keep going back to weight. Remember Oprah’s Vegan Cleanse? She felt so healthy. Well look at her now. Back to fat weight.
Here is the thing with Oprah. One day, just another Fatty Yo-Yo - but other days, a Fat Hero.
Fatty doesn’t like to diet. Sometimes though the doc says, “if you don’t lose weight you’ll die.” I say, “How long do I have?” Doc says, “A lot longer if you weren’t eating fried chicken in my office.”
Like every other overweight person who has a doctor tell them to lose weight, I jump on the next fad diet. This new fad diet, however, is one I plan on doing forever. What diet might this be? The Burrito Diet of course.
The website has a bunch of stuff about this so-called “diet” - but I only see one word: burrito.
I don’t need to read about losing weight or anything like that. I just like assuming that all I need to do is eat burritos and I’ll lose weight. Taco Bell, Chipotle, Taco Del Maro, Gorditos, etc…here I come!
Normally Fatty would put his comments below the video so you could read them after you watch. But damn, this lardo ruined what should have been an awesome video. Instead of seeing a skateboarder jump over a fat guy, I see this white-trash tubby jibber-jabbering.
If you’re going to be fat Shaytard, be more cool. More like my previous entry of the guy chugging Mt. Dew. That guy was awesome. You suck and you stole minutes from my life. Minutes I won’t be able to get back when I am having my first, but not last, heart attack.
Wow - this guy takes being fat to a whole new level. Not only does he need help breathing - he chugs Mt. Dew like a freaking child of the Appalachians.
Bravo sir. Homer Simpson may have intentionally gained weight to work from home. But it looks like you had the weight and gained more to stay at home and not work. Keep on chugging my fatty brother.
